I post mostly fantroll ramblings and random shit nowadays tbh
If you expect any homestuck that ain't fantrolls that's probably not gonna happen a lot oops
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Can be NSFW.
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i still make fantrolls its like mass production tbh
this is verlix kaleva, he’s a part of a session based on kalevala (finlands national epic) and hes based on the character kullervo
hes fueled by hatred and revenge like a true shonen protagonist
i just found out that siri will read emojis
in related news, this is the best day of my life
In Finland everyone is taught to say “Mun mummani muni mun mammani, mun mammani muni mun” which translates to “My grandmother laid the egg that is my mother, my mother laid the egg that is me”.
Finnish equivalent for “Eeny meeny miny mo” goes “Entten tentten teelika mentten, hissun kissun vaapula vissun, eelin keelin klot, viipula vaapula vot, eskon saaun piiun paaun, nyt sinä lähdet/minä lähden tästä pelistä pois (pupa/kuka pelistä pois)”. It has it’s roots in the German version, Entel Tentel. In the late 1800s, when Finnish speaking children heard the German speaking children use the rhyme, they mimicked the words and came up with their own version of it.
Finland has the highest rate of students hating their native language lessons, though this isn’t completely true: Finland is a bilingual country, the other language being Swedish, and everyone studies Swedish in school. It is probably the least favourite class all over Finland, because Finnish-speakers tend to find it a difficult language to learn, it being completely different from their native language.
Finland has 7 dialect areas: The Eastern dialect family formed by Savonian dialects and Southern-Eastern dialects, and Western dialect family, with Southern-Western, Tavastian, Southern Ostrobothian, Mid- and Northern Ostrobothnian and Far-Northern dialects. The dialect borders are not easy to define as they tend to mix, but Southern Ostrobothnian dialect is an exception here: It’s only spoken in Southern Ostrobothnia and in some parts of Ostrobothnia, which is for the most part Swedish-speaking.
Finland has two main varieties of Finnish language: The standard language, which is used in formal occasions (and the written version of this, book language), and spoken language, which is in casual use. The spoken language alters, depending where you are, how old you are and what is your background.
Finnish language does not have a word for small talk. This is because Finland does not understand the concept of small talk.
Sananmuunnos, “word transformation”, similar to English spoonerism, is a word transformation itself; it becomes munansaannos, which can be understood as “small yield of penis”. Finnish is a very fertile language for word transforming.
One word for lion is “jalopeura”. This translates to “noble deer”. When the bible was being translated, lions were not familiar in Finland, so there was no word for them. Never having even heard of them, let alone seen a picture, improvisation was in need. Nowadays jalopeura isn’t in use anymore, apart from literature and poetry. It has been replaced by Leijona. Funnily enough, the Finnish ice hockey team is called “Suomen Leijonat”, the lions of Finland, despite the fact that there still are no lions in Finland.
Part 2 of “Something Beautiful” (continuation of this)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn
because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.
triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies
sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it
someone wanted to see what he looks like when i’m about to give him the paper towel
behold a baby lizard attempting to contain a joy too large for his tiny body
And that’s how Karkat lost his virginity. KIDDING IM KIDDING OKAY he just got laughed at for about 2 years. Happy 4/13 everyone! :)
*DISCLAIMER: sorry yeah I see a lot of people tagging this with stuff like davekat and “i dont ship it but ______” but yeah there is no intended shipping, just good old fashioned best friends making fun of each other for being ignorant, sorry just wanted to clear that up ~_~’